Joke Time

An electrical fire caused a man's barn to burn down one night, so the next day his wife called their insurance company to file a claim.

"We had that barn insured for $50,000 and I want the money," she told the agent.

"Now hold on a minute," the agent replied. "Insurance doesn't work like that. An independent adjuster will assess the value of what was insured, and then we'll provide you with a new barn of similar worth."

After a long pause the wife replied, "If that's how it works, then I want to cancel the life insurance policy I have on my husband."