Sunday, March 31, 2013
Joke time
A man and his friend were driving through a New England town in the country when he saw a sign by a small establishment that said
LOBSTER TAIL & BEER!
"We have to stop there," he said to his friend. "Those are my three favorite things!"
LOBSTER TAIL & BEER!
"We have to stop there," he said to his friend. "Those are my three favorite things!"
The United States - Geographically (Part 2)
A few more photos comparing the size of the United States with some other nations of the world.
For the previous post on this topic, click here.
For the previous post on this topic, click here.
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| The Sudan laid over western U.S. |
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| The Democratic Republic of the Congo superimposed on the U.S. |
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| Libya superimposed over the eastern half of the U.S. |
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| Madagascar superimposed over the eastern half of the U.S. |
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| Japan superimposed over the central portion of the U.S. |
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| North Korea superimposed over the New England region of the U.S. |
Demotivator Fun - once more
STILL one of the best ways to deliver a dollop of humor.
For the last post I made with demotivators, click here.
For the last post I made with demotivators, click here.
Saturday, March 30, 2013
Joke Time
After marrying a beautiful young woman, a 96-year-old man informed his doctor that he and his new wife were expecting a baby.
"Let me tell you a story," the doctor said. "An absentminded fellow went hunting, but instead of a gun, he accidentally brought his umbrella on the trip. When he was in the woods, a bear charged him unexpectedly. The man whipped out his umbrella, pointed it at the bear and shot and killed it on the spot."
"That's impossible!" the elderly man exclaimed. "Someone else obviously shot the bear."
"My point exactly," the doctor replied.
"Let me tell you a story," the doctor said. "An absentminded fellow went hunting, but instead of a gun, he accidentally brought his umbrella on the trip. When he was in the woods, a bear charged him unexpectedly. The man whipped out his umbrella, pointed it at the bear and shot and killed it on the spot."
"That's impossible!" the elderly man exclaimed. "Someone else obviously shot the bear."
"My point exactly," the doctor replied.
The United States Geographically - part 1
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| Alaska laid over the the lower 48 states. |
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| Brazil laid over North America. |
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| Argentina laid over North America |
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| Iran laid over western United States |
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| Saudi Arabia laid over the southern United States. |
Strange Attire - Part 3
There must be, within the human psyche, an incredible desire for attention from others within the species. How else can you explain these bizarre attempts at clothing the body? Drugs?
For part 2 in this series, click here.
For part 2 in this series, click here.
