Breaking Bad

How does a 2-year-old learn to pick a lock?

Joke time

A man and his friend were driving through a New England town in the country when he saw a sign by a small establishment that said

LOBSTER TAIL & BEER!

"We have to stop there," he said to his friend. "Those are my three favorite things!"

Long time no see?

Which one is blind?

Who saw THIS coming?

Kindness is a two-way street.

Old ladies watching hooker.

Do you suppose that Neanderthals were like this too?

The United States - Geographically (Part 2)

A few more photos comparing the size of the United States with some other nations of the world.

For the previous post on this topic, click here.

The Sudan laid over western U.S.

The Democratic Republic of the Congo superimposed on the U.S.

Libya superimposed over the eastern half of the U.S.

Madagascar superimposed over the eastern half of the U.S.

Japan superimposed over the central portion of the U.S.

North Korea superimposed over the New England region of the U.S.

Demotivator Fun - once more

STILL one of the best ways to deliver a dollop of humor.

For the last post I made with demotivators, click here.

Preparing fast-food in India.

Joke Time

After marrying a beautiful young woman, a 96-year-old man informed his doctor that he and his new wife were expecting a baby.

"Let me tell you a story," the doctor said. "An absentminded fellow went hunting, but instead of a gun, he accidentally brought his umbrella on the trip. When he was in the woods, a bear charged him unexpectedly. The man whipped out his umbrella, pointed it at the bear and shot and killed it on the spot."

"That's impossible!" the elderly man exclaimed. "Someone else obviously shot the bear."

"My point exactly," the doctor replied.

The Russian meteor

Another day, another fail

It's pretty, but is it useful?

R2D2 goes potty.

No thanks - I'll pass

Creeping out the normal readers for today.

Remember, what is seen can't be unseen...

The United States Geographically - part 1

Alaska laid over the the lower 48 states.

Brazil laid over North America.

Argentina laid over North America

 

Iran laid over western United States

Saudi Arabia laid over the southern United States.

Strange Attire - Part 3

There must be, within the human psyche, an incredible desire for attention from others within the species. How else can you explain these bizarre attempts at clothing the body? Drugs?

For part 2 in this series, click here.