Joke time

An attractive woman was sitting alone at a bar when a man approached her and asked if he could buy her a drink.

"I'm sorry," the woman said, "but I have a boyfriend."

"Really?" the man replied. "I have a gold­fish."

"What does that have to do with anything?" the woman asked.

"Oh, I'm sorry," the man said. "I thought we were talking about stuff that doesn't matter."