Quickie

Here's today's quickie...

Game Warden: Son, you cannot catch fish without a permit.
Young Man: I'm doing very well with a worm, thank you.

What? I know I promised you better satisfaction on this day. Let's try again.

Father discussing son's report card: "Well, one thing's in your favor. With these grades you couldn't possibly be cheating."

Ahhh - I'm glad that was better for you.