Joke time

A young bride-to-be went to see her local priest to check on the preparations for her wedding.

"How can I help?" he asked.

"Well, Father", she began, "it's to do with my wedding dress. I was wondering what colour it should be."

"The answer to that depends on your virtues, my dear", replied the priest.

"What do you mean?" the innocent girl asked.

"It's simple," said the priest. "If you are pure and have not sinned, then you wear white."

"And if...?" asked the girl.

"Otherwise, you wear blue," explained the priest.

"Oh, I see. Thank you very much." she said, and turned to go.

"Wait a moment.", said the priest. "What color will you be wearing?"

"White!" said the girl.

"Oh good," smiled the priest.

"...with hundreds of little blue polka dots."