Joke time!

A young man goes to see his boss.

'Excuse me sir. Can I have the afternoon off? My wife is going to have a baby.'

'Certainly,' says the boss, 'and good luck.'

When the man arrives at work next morning, the boss asks him, 'Was it a boy or a girl?'

'Oh, its too early to tell,' replies the young man. 'It'll take another nine months.'