Fighting like cats and dogs? Maybe not so much.

 Every Dog Should Own at least one Cat!

# 01 Do you give up yet?

# 02 What, time to get up already? 

#03 You're kidding -- she said that? 

#04 Hmmmm, have you been eating onions? 

#05 I'm sorry, I didn't mean to bite your tail so hard; I was only teasing. 

#06 So I ran after the ball, then I chased a car, and then I went and got the paper; hey, aren't you listening? 

#07 What, who, us? We were nowhere near the toilet paper roll. Not us, no way. 

#08 Don't worry about her saying you're fat; I loves you jest the way you are. 

#09 Wait a minute, aren’t I supposed to put my paws over my eyes if you hide? 

#10 Here, I brought him back; next time he goes for a walk, you go get him. 

#11 z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z

#12 Hey Irvin, your ear weighs a ton and I'm stuck. 

#13 OK, on three, we all roll over. 



#14 He's mine, I caught him, you can't have him, he belongs to me, so there. 



#15 Actually Bear, I think it's your time to change the channel, Smokey says. 

#16 OK, I'll be the doughnut this time and you be the doughnut hole. 



#17 Don't worry, Larry, they'll have to come through me if they want to take you to the pound.