Some of the funniest writing ever written

The Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest (Click on this heading to read more)

Grand Panjandrum’s Special Award

• “Don’t know no tunnels hereabout,” said the old-timer, “unless you mean the abandoned subway line that runs from Hanging Hill, under that weird ruined church, beneath the Indian burial ground, past the dilapidated Usher mansion, and out to the old abandoned asylum for the criminally insane where they had all those murders.” — Lawrence Person, Austin, TX