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Humor: Tonight's Blind Date

Joke Time - Adult Themed

It's the Spring of 1960 and Bobby goes to pick up his date Peggy Sue. When he goes to the front door, the girl's mother answers and invites him in. "Peggy's not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?" she says.

"Thanks." says Bobby.

Peggy's mother asks Bobby what they're planning to do. Bobby replies politely that they will probably just go to the soda shop or to the drive-in.

Peggy's mother responds, "Why don't you two go out and screw? I hear all the kids are doing it."

Naturally, this comes as a quite a surprise to Bobby, so he asks Peggy's mother to repeat it.

"Yeah !" says Carrie's mother, "Carrie really likes to screw; she'd screw all night if we let her."

Well, this makes Bobby's eyes light up, and his plans for the evening begin to look pretty good. A few minutes later Carrie comes downstairs in and announces that she's ready to go.

Almost breathless with anticipation, Bobby escorts his date out the front door.

About 5 minutes later, Carrie rushes back into the house, slams the door behind her, and screams at her mother: "MOM! IT'S CALLED THE TWIST, THE TWIST!!!"