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Friday, November 17, 2006

Humor Time

Ten signs you have chosen a no frills airline
· You can't board the plane unless you have the exact change.
· Before you take off, the stewardess tells you to fasten your Velcro.
· The captain asks all the passengers to chip in a little for fuel.
· When they pull the steps away, the plane starts rocking.
· The captain yells at the ground crew to get the cows off the runway.
· You ask the captain how often this company's airplanes crash and he says, "Just once."
· No in-flight movie. Don't need one. Your life keeps flashing before your eyes.
· You see a man with a gun, but he is demanding to be let off the plane.
· All the airplanes have both a bathroom and a chapel.

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