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Monday, March 05, 2007

Joke - Lawyer

A lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw a man eating grass by the side of the road. He ordered his driver to stop the car. "Why are you eating grass?" he asked the man.

"We don't have any money for food," the man replied.

"Come along with me then," the lawyer said.

"But, sir," the man said. "I have a wife and two children."

"Bring them along," the lawyer replied.

The family climbed into the limousine. The poor man said, "Sir, you are extremely kind. Thank you."

The lawyer replied, "No problem. My grass at home is almost two inches tall."

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