In life it's not who you know that's important; it's how your wife found out.
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Can you explain to me how this lipstick got on your collar?" a suspicious wife asked her husband.
"No, I can't," the husband replied. "I distinctly remember taking my shirt off."
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What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter. He's not going to come anyway.
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