Why do chicken coops have 2 doors?
If they had four doors, they'd be a chicken sedan.
In the men's room at work, the boss placed a sign above the sink that said, "Think!"
The next day, when he went to the men's room, there was another sign above the soap dispenser that said, "Thoap!"
Two women, a blonde and a brunette, were eating breakfast.
A cell phone rang several times. The brunette asked, "Why don't you answer your phone?"
The blonde said, "It can't be mine. No one knows I'm here."