Tuesday, April 02, 2013
Monday, April 01, 2013
Joke time
A young bride-to-be went to see her local priest to check on the preparations for her wedding.
"How can I help?" he asked.
"Well, Father", she began, "it's to do with my wedding dress. I was wondering what colour it should be."
"The answer to that depends on your virtues, my dear", replied the priest.
"What do you mean?" the innocent girl asked.
"It's simple," said the priest. "If you are pure and have not sinned, then you wear white."
"And if...?" asked the girl.
"Otherwise, you wear blue," explained the priest.
"Oh, I see. Thank you very much." she said, and turned to go.
"Wait a moment.", said the priest. "What color will you be wearing?"
"White!" said the girl.
"Oh good," smiled the priest.
"...with hundreds of little blue polka dots."
"How can I help?" he asked.
"Well, Father", she began, "it's to do with my wedding dress. I was wondering what colour it should be."
"The answer to that depends on your virtues, my dear", replied the priest.
"What do you mean?" the innocent girl asked.
"It's simple," said the priest. "If you are pure and have not sinned, then you wear white."
"And if...?" asked the girl.
"Otherwise, you wear blue," explained the priest.
"Oh, I see. Thank you very much." she said, and turned to go.
"Wait a moment.", said the priest. "What color will you be wearing?"
"White!" said the girl.
"Oh good," smiled the priest.
"...with hundreds of little blue polka dots."
Three funny photos
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| If the shoe fits, wear it. |
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| Not many guys get to look at their own package from this angle. |
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| He wanted to go to Chucky-E-Cheese for his birthday! |
The U.S Geographically
The last 5 images I have that try to give some perspective to the size and scope of the U.S in the context of the rest of the world.
For the previous post on this topic, click here.
For the previous post on this topic, click here.
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| Laos, Cambodia and Viet Name superimposed over western United States |
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| China superimposed over North America |
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| Nations' of the world superimposed on Africa - one HUGE continent. |
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| India superimposed over North America |
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| Just a comment on U.S. egotism |
An e-card Monday
Fifteen more of these devilish, nasty, tasteless, vulgar and insulting little cards. Hope you enjoy.
For the previous e-card post, click here.
For the previous e-card post, click here.
Quickie...
Here's today's quickie...
Still, in defense of my quickies, a quickie now and again is good for the soul.
Why do nice guys make great lovers?
Because they always finish last.
Still, in defense of my quickies, a quickie now and again is good for the soul.
Sunday, March 31, 2013
Joke time
A man and his friend were driving through a New England town in the country when he saw a sign by a small establishment that said
LOBSTER TAIL & BEER!
"We have to stop there," he said to his friend. "Those are my three favorite things!"
LOBSTER TAIL & BEER!
"We have to stop there," he said to his friend. "Those are my three favorite things!"
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