Business cat reprise

I've posted this meme before, but I do believe some of these are new.

Quickie

Here's today's quickie

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.
- Victor Borge

I hope you enjoyed it as well.

Funny or Die Video - Used Girlfriend Car Lot

New & Used from Richard Kind

Joke time

My wife found out that our dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian. The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog’s ears. He cleaned both ears, and the dog could then hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell Andrea that, if she wanted to keep this  from recurring, she should go to the store and get some “Nair” hair remover and rub it in the dog’s ears once a month.

Andrea went to the store and bought some “Nair” hair remover.  At the register, the pharmacist told her, “If you’re going to use this under your arms, don’t use deodorant for a few days.”

Andrea said, “I’m not using it under my arms.”

The pharmacist said, “If you’re using it on your legs, don’t use body lotion for a couple of days.”

Andrea replied, “I’m not using it on my legs either.  If you must know, I’m using it on my Schnauzer.”

The pharmacist says, “Well, stay off your bicycle for about a week."

Death match

Helpful duck is helpful

A dilemma to be solved.

Animation time

Three animated GIFs

The stupids visit the kitchen.

I like the vehicles.

That doesn't seem to be working very well.

Four SALTS images

Four images that made me Smile A Little Then Stop.

Meh! - Not so funny witty stuff

Just a few images - not my best posts. They can't ALL be winners.

Living in an alternate reality

Photos from a life most of us can only dream about.

Quickie

Here's today's quickie...

Trouble brewing at Symphony Hall.

It's the bottom of Beethoven's 9th, and the bassists are loaded.

---Jonco Stl on G+

I hope it was good for you too.

Dramatic Reading of LMFAO "Sexy and I Know It" by Ira David Wood

Joke time

The patient didn't have any obvious symptoms, but the distraught patient insisted on an examination. He told the doctor to listen to his leg!

The doctor cautiously placed his ear to the man's thigh only to hear, "Gimme 20 bucks, I really need 20 bucks."

"I've never seen or heard anything like this before, how long has this been going on?" The doctor asked.

"That's nothing Doc. Put your ear to my knee."

The doctor put his ear to the man's knee and heard it say "Man, I really need 10 dollars, just lend me 10 bucks!!"

"Sir, I really don't know what to tell you. I've never seen anything like this." The doctor was dumbfounded.

"Wait Doc, that's not it. There's more, just put your ear up to my ankle," the man urged him.

The doctor did as the man said and was blown away to hear his ankle plead, "Please, I just need 5 dollars. Lend me 5 bucks, just 5 bucks. PLEASE, if you will."

"I have no idea what to tell you," the doctor said. "There's nothing about it in my books," he said as he frantically searched all his medical reference books. "I can make a well educated guess though. Based on life and all my previous experience I can tell you that your leg seems to be broke in three places."

Helpful duck is helpful

Get a good photo editor

Time for another album

Three more animations

Now THERE'S a neat gizmo!

Wonder where she's working NOW!

That's going to be one pissed off cat.

Four more SALTS images

Yep - just smiled a little - then stopped.

More female stars with - and without - their makeup.

Some very famous people don't look quite as good before the face-paint gets applied.