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Friday, October 04, 2013

Military guys be crayzee...


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A Royal Air Force Typhoon pilot flies up to the back door of a C-130 (Hercules) for a photo opportunity. 

  


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He radios, "How much closer do you want me?" 



 
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They radio, "How much closer can you get?" 


 
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Pilot radios........."Close enough?" 


 
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      ". . . or do you want me to come in?"



You have to be a tad mad to be a fighter pilot in today's world but, even crazier to be a photographer looking into those big air intakes!

Five inspiring(?) quotes






Quickie

I've got just enough time for a quickie before I head off to play golf.

You might be a redneck if you pour beer on your cereal.

I hope it was good for you too!

Airplane radar

Have you ever wondered where that plane flying over head is going and what type of aircraft?

I just watched on my laptop the plane whose vapor trail I could see over head and was blown away by all the information and also the view.

This is definitely a keeper.

You are also going to be totally blown away when you see how many aircraft are flying in your area...

I can now see why an aircraft traffic controller is one very, very busy person.

Planes in Flight...

If you can get this working for you it will tell you who is flying and where they are going.

Here is a note to help you get more out of your visit to this site.
These are all the aircraft in the air right now.

In the left hand column, there is a box called "planes."

The number in the box is the number of aircraft airborne.

This view is what the traffic management people see for planning purposes at the various airports.

Every day you see planes in the sky, sometimes very high..with or without con-trails.

Some tricks; Drag the map to take you to the area you want to view To view your region or town, you can zoom in by tapping with your mouse.

On the map you will see all the planes in the air.  Click on a airplane, and on the left screen you will get all the info:  airline, type, speed, altitude in real time, re calculated every 10 seconds.
On some you can also click on a view from the cockpit.




   http://www.flightradar24.com/

Moe Berg

This has been making the email rounds - maybe you've seen it?
Moe Berg:  A second-rate baseball player but a first-rate spy.
When baseball greats Babe Ruth and Lou Gehrig went on tour in baseball-crazy Japan in 1934, some fans wondered why a third-string catcher named Moe Berg was included.

The answer was simple: Berg was a US spy. Speaking 15 languages—including Japanese—Moe Berg had two loves: baseball and spying.

In Tokyo , garbed in a kimono, Berg took flowers to the daughter of an American diplomat being treated in St. Luke’s Hospital--the tallest building in the Japanese capital. He never delivered the flowers. The ball-player ascended to the hospital roof and filmed key features: the harbor, military installations, railway yards, etc.

Eight years later, General Jimmy Doolittle studied Berg’s films in planning his spectacular raid on Tokyo.

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Catcher Moe Berg

Berg’s father, Bernard Berg, a pharmacist in Newark, New Jersey, taught his son Hebrew and Yiddish. Moe, against his wishes, began playing baseball on the street aged four. His father disapproved and never once watched his son play. In Barringer High School, Moe learned Latin, Greek and French. He graduated magna cum laude from Princeton—having added Spanish, Italian, German and Sanskrit to his linguistic quiver, During further studies at the Sorbonne, in Paris, and Columbia Law School he picked up Japanese, Chinese, Korean, Indian, Arabic, Portuguese and Hungarian—15 languages in all, plus some regional dialects.
While playing baseball for Princeton University, Moe Berg would describe plays in Latin or Sanskrit.
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Tito’s partisans
 
During World War II, he was parachuted into Yugoslavia to assess the value to the war effort of the two groups of partisans there. He reported back that Marshall Tito’s forces were widely supported by the people and Winston Churchill ordered all-out support for the Yugoslav underground fighter, rather than Mihajlovic’s Serbians.
The parachute jump at age 41 undoubtedly was a challenge. But there was more to come in that same year. 
Berg penetrated German-held Norway, met with members of the underground and located a secret heavy water plant—part of the Nazis’ effort to build an atomic bomb. His information guided the Royal Air Force in a bombing raid to destroy the plant.
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The R.A.F. destroys the Norwegian heavy water plant targeted by Moe Berg.

There still remained the question of how far had the Nazis progressed in the race to build the first Atomic bomb. If the Nazis were successful, they would win the war.
Berg (under the code name “Remus”) was sent to Switzerland to hear leading German physicist Werner Heisenberg, a Nobel Laureate, lecture and determine if the Nazis were close to building an A-bomb. Moe managed to slip past the SS guards at the auditorium, posing as a Swiss graduate student. The spy carried in his pocket a pistol and a cyanide pill. If the German indicated the Nazis were close to building a weapon, Berg was to shoot him—and then swallow the cyanide pill. Moe, sitting in the front row, determined that the Germans were nowhere near their goal, so he complimented Heisenberg on his speech and walked him back to his hotel.

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Werner Heisenberg—he blocked the Nazis from acquiring an atomic bomb.

Moe Berg’s report was distributed to Britain’s Prime Minister,
Winston Churchill, President Franklin D. Roosevelt and key figures in the team developing the Atomic Bomb.
Roosevelt responded: “Give my regards to the catcher.”

Most of Germany’s leading physicists had been Jewish and had fled the Nazis mainly to Britain and the United States.
After the war, Moe Berg was awarded the Medal of Merit— America’s highest honor for a civilian in wartime. But Berg refused to accept, as he couldn’t tell people about his exploits. After his death, his sister accepted the Medal and it hangs in the Baseball Hall of Fame, in Cooperstown, N.Y.
President Franklin Delano Roosevelt once described Moe Berg as “a most unusual fellow”.

When the war ended, Moe Berg found himself unemployed. He did receive occasional intelligence assignments, including a visit to the Soviet Union, where his ability to speak Russian was valuable. Traveling with other agents, when asked for credentials, by a Soviet border guard in Russian-dominated Czechoslovakia, he showed the soldier a letter from the Texaco Oil Company, with its big red star. The illiterate soldier was satisfied and let them pass.

He lived with his brother Samuel for seventeen years and, when evicted, spent his last final years with his sister, Ethel. A lifelong bachelor, he never owned a home or even rented an apartment. He never learned how to drive. When someone criticized him for wasting his talent, Berg responded:
“I’d rather be a ballplayer than a justice on the U.S. Supreme Court.”

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A sports cartoon about Moe Berg
He would often drop in, unannounced, at friends’ homes—expecting to be fed. He always wore a black suit (he had eight), a white shirt and a black tie. His interest in baseball continued throughout his life. Moments before he died (aged 70), Berg asked his nurse:
“How are the Mets doing today?”

His remains were cremated and his sister spread them over Mount Scopus in Israel.

Tuesday, October 01, 2013

People of Wal*Mart - video 3

Joke time

When a new neighbor moved in across the street, I couldn't help but notice. She's gorgeous! She's young, she's single, she's petite, and she has the most beautiful blonde hair you can imagine.

I noticed when she got home from work this evening. She was looking particularly hot.

I was surprised when she walked across the street and up my driveway.

She knocked on my door, and I rushed to open it.

She looks at me, and says, "I just got home, and I am so horny! I have this strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and make love all night long!"

I did my best to keep my cool. "Really," I said.

"Yes," she answered. "So... are you busy tonight?"

I immediately replied, "Nope, I'm free. I have no plans at all!"

"Good!" she said. "In that case, could you babysit my kids?"

Man... it's just no fun getting old.

Three silly animations




Five memes/meme-like images






♪ A pretty face is like a melody ♫











Photoshopped











Photobomb fun











Quickie

Time for today's quickie...

You might be a redneck if you can pick objects up off the floor with your toes.

I hope you enjoyed it as much as I did.