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Monday, August 06, 2007

More Redneck Humor

YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF . . . . .

You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.


You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.


You think a woman who is “out of your league” bowls on a different night.


Anyone in your family ever died right after saying, “Hey, y'all watch this!”

Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.


Your Junior/Senior Prom had a Daycare.

You think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are, “Gentlemen, start your engines!”

You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.

You take a six-pack cooler to church.

You had to remove a toothpick for your wedding pictures.

Your dad walks you to school because you are both in the same grade.

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