Monday, January 21, 2008

Joke Time - Two Liners...

I think I'm going to divorce my wife," a man said to his friend. "She hasn't spoken to me in more than three months."

"You better think it over," his friend said. "Women like that are hard to find."


I have to come clean," a guy said to his girl­friend. "While we've been dating, I've been secretly seeing a psychiatrist."

"No worries," she said. "I've been secretly seeing a lawyer, a car salesman and two airline pilots."


"Doc, my wife has lost her voice," a man told his physician. "What should I do to help her get it back?"

The doctor thought for a moment and then replied, "Try coming home drunk at three in the morning."

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