One old joke that must go back to the Civil War has four nurses talking about how they got even with a doctor they considered an arrogant jerk. "I stuffed cotton in the bottom of his stethoscope," one nurse said. "What a time he's gonna have with patients tomorrow morning."
"And I let the mercury out of his thermometers and painted them all to read 106 degrees."
"Boy, did I get even with the old bastard," said the third nurse. I opened his desk drawer and found his box of condoms. WELL ... I punched a pinhole in every one of them."
The fourth nurse fainted.
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