A group of golfers were putting on the green when suddenly a ball dropped in their midst. One of the party winked at the others and shoved the ball into the hole with his foot. Seconds later a very fat player puffed on to the green, quite out of breath.
"Excuse me," he said as he looked around distractedly. "Have you seen my ball?"
"Yeah, it went in the hole," the joker answered with straight-faced alacrity.
"Really?!" The fat guy said, unbelieving.
"Take a look," the jokester said, pointing at the hole as the rest of his foursome looked in in amusement.
The guy waddled over to the hole, looked in, reached down and picked up his ball. His astonishment was plain to see.
"Woo hoo!!" he exclaimed.
Then he turned, spotted his partner, and shouted out at the top of his lungs, "Hey, Sam, guess what?! I got an eleven!"