Tuesday, April 06, 2010

Three silly doctor jokes

Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?

Dentist: Ninety dollars.

Patient: Ninety dollars for just a few minutes' work?

Dentist: I can do it slower if you like"

Doctor, am I going to die?"

"That's the last thing you're going to do."

"Doctor, my fingers hurt. Do you think I should file my nails?"

"No, just throw them away."

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