Joke time!

One evening a man walked into a bar and proceeded to order one martini after another. With each one he would remove the olives and place them in a jar he had brought with him. When the jar was filled with olives and every martini had been consumed, the man got up and prepared to leave.

"Excuse me, sir," a patron said. "I have to ask because I'm so curious-what are you going to do with all of those?"

"Take them home to my wife," the man replied. "She sent me out for ajar of olives."