Joke time

An elderly man entered a confessional booth and said, "Father, I just had a threesome with two college coeds."

"Your penance will be to recite two 'Our Fathers/" the priest replied.

"I don't know how to do that," the man said. "I'm not Catholic."

"Well then why are you telling me this?" the priest asked.

"Because, Father," the man replied, "I'm telling everyone!"