Quickie

Here's today's quickie...

Salesman: This calculator will do half your homework for you.
Pee Wee: Good. I'll take two.

I know, I know - some days the quickies are better than others.  Let's try again...

Dimm: Ouch! This lineament makes my arm smart.
Witt: Why don't you put some on your head?

I hope that was better for you.