Here's today's quickie...
Ned: Did you hear about the kidnapping down the street?
Ted: No, what happened?
Ned: His mother woke him up.
Oh dear. That left you unsatisfied? Let's try again.
Bobby: Hey, Tommy. What's the best material for kites?
Tommy: I don't know.
Bobby: Flypaper!
I hope that did it for you.
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