Wednesday, February 04, 2015

These are actual quotes from Federal and military employee performance evaluations:

"Since my last report, he has reached rock bottom and has started to dig,"

"His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity.

"I would not allow this employee to breed."

"Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap."

"He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle."

"This young lady has delusions of adequacy. "

"She sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them."

"This employee should go far - and the sooner he starts, the better."

"This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot."

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