Joke time

Two men were having drinks together when one said to the other, "A few days ago my wallet was stolen, and the person who took it has been using my credit cards all week."

"Why haven't you called the credit card companies to report them stolen?" his friend asked.

"Because the thief spends less money than my wife," the man replied.

Video - Why Did I Get a Credit Card?

A parody of the TV ads for Free Credit Report.com. Some adult themes..