Granny creates a masterpiece...

Joke time

Brenda and Steve took their six-year-old son to the doctor.

With some hesitation, they explained that although their little angel
appeared to be in good health, they were concerned about his rather small
penis.

After examining the child, the doctor confidently declared, 'Just feed him
pancakes. That should solve the problem.'

The next morning when the boy arrived at breakfast, there was a large stack
of warm pancakes in the middle of the table.

'Gee, Mom,' he exclaimed. 'For me?'

'Just take two,' Brenda replied. 'The rest are for your father.'

Joke time

A man walked into a bookstore and approached a clerk. "I'm looking for a book about men with small penises, but I forgot the title," he said.

She thought for a minute and said, "I don't think it's in yet."

He replied, "Yes, that's it."