Poor winner

Was Michael Phelps REALLY a dick?

Swimming?

If it ever warms up here in Central New York this summer, I might give some thought to taking the grandkids to do some swimming. But maybe not like this...

The internet's been buzzing over a Brooklyn company's plan to convert discarded dumpsters into swimming pools, and now that they've successfully conned doltish hipsters into swimming inside of dumpsters, the owners want to expand their evil empire into suburbia.

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Icy Face Plant

So, it's not just Americans that are as stupid as turnips. This "polar bear" swimmer forgets to check the pond to make sure that it isn't frozen over. It had to hurt, but it's still funny.