Wednesday, May 21, 2008
Who's on first?
A modern-day flat-voiced reading of the old Abbott and Costello comedy routine. It loses something in the translation.
Sunday, May 18, 2008
Joke - Pretty bad
After the church service a little boy told the pastor, "When I grow up, I'm going to give you some money."
"Well, thank you," the pastor replied.
"But why?" the pastor asked.
"Because," the boy responded, "my daddy says you're one of the poorest preachers we have ever had.”
"Well, thank you," the pastor replied.
"But why?" the pastor asked.
"Because," the boy responded, "my daddy says you're one of the poorest preachers we have ever had.”
Presentations
Over the past few days I had imbeded a couple of presentations that I did in Google Docs. They take quite a long time to load when imbedded here, so I've deleted the posts and am hereinafter posting links to presentations only. You can make the call if you want to wait the 2 or 3 minutes it takes them to load.
Presentation: The Importance of Color (slide show comparing B&W images with their color counterparts).
Link
Three new animated GIF files.
Link
Interesting stuff about Golf.
Link
People you work with. This is a funny slideshow I imported from a PowerPoint presentation that I found on the Internet.
Link
Presentation: The Importance of Color (slide show comparing B&W images with their color counterparts).
Link
Three new animated GIF files.
Link
Interesting stuff about Golf.
Link
People you work with. This is a funny slideshow I imported from a PowerPoint presentation that I found on the Internet.
Link
Friday, May 09, 2008
Joke - Old Age Hearing Problems
Three folks, each with a hearing loss, were taking a walk one fine March day.
One remarked to the other, "Windy, ain't it?"
"No," the second man replied, "It's Thursday."
And the third man chimed in, "So am I. Let's have a coke."
One remarked to the other, "Windy, ain't it?"
"No," the second man replied, "It's Thursday."
And the third man chimed in, "So am I. Let's have a coke."
Monday, May 05, 2008
Humor and Morality Story
A rabbi asked God about heaven and hell.
"I will show you hell," God said, and he took the rabbi into a room with a large pot of stew in the middle. The smell was delicious, but around the pot sat people who were famished and desperate. All were holding spoons with very long handles which reached to the pot, but, because the handles were longer than their arms, it was impossible to get the stew back into their mouths.
"Now I will show you heaven," God said, and they went into an identical room with an identical pot of stew and people with identical spoons, but they were all well-nourished and happy. "It's simple," God said. "They like to feed one another."
- Medieval Jewish story
"I will show you hell," God said, and he took the rabbi into a room with a large pot of stew in the middle. The smell was delicious, but around the pot sat people who were famished and desperate. All were holding spoons with very long handles which reached to the pot, but, because the handles were longer than their arms, it was impossible to get the stew back into their mouths.
"Now I will show you heaven," God said, and they went into an identical room with an identical pot of stew and people with identical spoons, but they were all well-nourished and happy. "It's simple," God said. "They like to feed one another."
- Medieval Jewish story
Wednesday, April 30, 2008
Monday, April 28, 2008
Friday, April 25, 2008
Tommy Smothers teases Johnny
I haven't abandoned this blog - I've just been doing other things. Although it is only April here in the northeast, we've had over two weeks of summer-like weather and I do enjoy being outside. But here's a taste of some humor...
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