WAIT!

Please, wait until I finish my sentence.

A few more fun facts

Caution - the facts that follow may or may not be true - use at your on risk.

An e-card blast

More of those funny, insulting and vulgar e-cards. Some great insights are shared through this medium.

Quickie

Here's today's quickie...

So, these vultures decided to fly to Florida on an airline. They got on board carrying six dead raccoons  and the flight attendant said, "I'm sorry, but there's a limit of two carrion per passenger."

Was it good for you as well?

The pet door

The pet door - it can yield some surprises...

Joke time

One evening a woman arrived home to discover her husband sitting at the kitchen table, staring at their marriage certificate.

"Why are you looking at that?" she asked.

"I'm trying to find the expiration date," he replied.

Sexy time

Too many hands

It's hard to coordinate all three of your hands at once - I usually just use two at a time.

Trouble

You know, without some help, that guy could be in some serious trouble!

Good vibrations

Tilting

Running makes your horny.

Looks like he's a little excited as well.

Fun facts time

Believe them - or not.

Another "demotivaor" blast

Fifteen more demotivators. They still seem to have some mileage left in them as deliverers of humor. 

Juxtaposition

These two items don't really match up very well...

Quickie

Here's today's quickie...

When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it.
~Quoted in 'Clarence Darrow for the Defense' by Irving Stone.

Was it good for you as well?