Thursday, January 03, 2013
Joke time
A couple who had been married for many years wound up in divorce court. The judge asked the husband, "Is it true that during the past three years of your marriage you haven't spoken to your wife?"
The husband replied, "Yes, Your Honor, that is correct."
"And how do you explain this unusual conduct?" the judge inquired.
He replied, "My mother always told me not to interrupt a woman when she's speaking."
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Demotivational dump
15 more demotivators - some stupid, some with poor grammar, some sexy - all amusing.
Quickie
Here's today's quickie...
Was it good for you as well?
Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel.~John Quinton, American actor/writer
Was it good for you as well?
Wednesday, January 02, 2013
Street magic
A street magician does a pretty amazing, gruesome trick. (Chris Angel? He's known for doing a lot of street magic.)
Joke time
A man was drinking at a bar one evening. Every time he ordered a drink, he would pull a picture out of his wallet and gaze at it for a moment.
"Old girlfriend?" the bartender asked.
"No," the man replied. "It's a picture of my mother-in-law. When she starts to look attractive, I know I've had too much."
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