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Tuesday, March 06, 2007

Joke Time - 3 Dillies

What do you call an evangelical church leader who uses speed?

A Crystal Methodist.
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How many Country singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Four. One to screw the new one in and three to sing about the old one.
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An elderly couple was attending church ser­vices. About halfway through the minister's sermon, the old lady leaned over and said, "I just let out a silent fart. What do you think I should do?"

Her husband replied, "Put a new battery in your hearing aid."

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