Wednesday, March 07, 2007

Jokes - 3 Dillies

Can I have five bucks to buy a guinea pig?" a boy asked his Irish grandfather.

"Here's a 10," said the grandfather. "Go get yourself a nice Irish girl instead."


A 97-year-old prostitute got herself listed in the yellow pages and now claims to be the oldest trick in the book.

Why did Adam and Eve have a perfect marriage?

He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didn't have to hear about the way his mother cooked.

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