A family from Maine was visiting relatives in Georgia one summer. The little boy from Maine was playing with his cousin, a little girl. Since it was so hot, they stripped and waded in the creek for a while.
As they were sunning themselves afterward, the little girl drawled, "Ya know, Ah never knew there was such a diff'rence between you Yankees and us South'ners."
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"You and your husband don't seem to have an awful lot in common," said the new tenant's neighbor. "Why on earth did you get married?"
"I suppose it was the old business of 'opposites attract'", was the reply. "He wasn't pregnant and I was."
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