- I don't have a license to kill. I have a learners
- Taxation WITH representation isn't so hot,
- Who were the beta testers for Preparations
A through G?
- 5 days a week my body is a temple. The other two, it's an amusement
- EARTH FIRST! We'll strip mine the other planets later.
- If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you.
- White water is over when the First Lady sings.
- My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her ....or something like
- Sure you can trust the government! Just ask an Indian!
- Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.
- Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect.