Wednesday, January 27, 2010

A couple of old Bill Clinton jokes


Did you know? Bill Clinton liked Monica Lewinski's dress from the moment he spotted it.

Monica walks into her dry cleaning store and says to the clerk, who is hard of hearing, “I've got another dress for you to clean.”

The clerk replies, “I'm sorry - I couldn't hear all of that - come again?”

Monica relies, “No. This time it's mustard.”

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