Joke time

One evening a husband comes home to his apartment, beaten and roughed up.

When his wife sees him she asks, "What in the world happened to you?"

"I got into a fight with the apartment manager!"

"Whatever for?" she asked. "I've never known you to fight before!"

"It was a point of honor," he said.

"What do you mean," she asked.

"He said he had slept with every woman in the complex except one!"

"I can see why you'd be upset at that," she said as she starting applying cold compresses to his wounds.

"I should hope so!" he said, wincing.

"I'll bet," she said, thinking the idea through, "that it's that snooty Mrs. Green on the third floor!"