I went to the mall yesterday and a beautiful blonde woman waved at me in the food court and said hello.
I’m rather taken aback, because I can’t place where I know her from. So I ask, “Do you know me?”
To which she replies, “I think you’re the father of one of my kids.”
Now my mind travels back to the only time I had ever been unfaithful to my old lady and said, ”My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my ass with wet celery???”
She looks into my eyes and calmly says, “No, I’m your daughter’s math teacher.”