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Sunday, November 03, 2013

When Walmartians Hit The Beach

AHH Summertime-----and the weather is lovely.
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1) There is almost nothing compact about these discs.
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2) The future is anything but bright for this straining orange one-piece. Yikes.
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3) This man is clearly exceeding the Speedo limit. Shame his can of Cuprinol ran out.
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4) We are guessing this tasty treat's name is Pruneella. Like a sausage with the stuffing taken out.
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5) This man's tattoo may be monster but his tackle would shame a small kitten.
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6) This lass looks like she's eyeing up lunch - may we suggest a roll?
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7) She wore an itsy bitsy, teeny weeny, way-too-tight-for-her bikini. Ass-tounding.
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8) Someone should call a halter this kind of beachwear for lads. Still the bloke on the left's got a decent pair.
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9) No matter how hard we try, we can't stop looking at this man's peachy rear. Just wrong.
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10) Sometimes thongs are not all they're cracked up to be. Terrifying stuff.
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11) This woman sure boobed in the changing room - she's got her costume on back to front.
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12) It's the teddy we feel sorry for....
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13) It's no wonder this bum has tucked into a thong - it looks positively starving. Eat something, lady!
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14) This lad's face says it all. Who knew Land Of Leather had a sale on?
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15) Never has a pair of trunks so singularly failed to assert its identity. Heartbreaking.
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16) There's nothing wrong with a mum tum - but shopping in Baby Gap for swimwear was a bad decision.
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17) What on earth was this elderly gent thinking? Leave the thongs to the ladies next time.
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18) Tiny bikini briefs on a fella? Man that look's sarong!
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19) This hot mess should be arrested for accessory to murder.
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20) There's thumbthing very wrong with this photo.


21) Krusty the Clown enjoys a beach stroll as much as the next man. If the next man is wearing a fuchsia bikini and full make-up.


22) This lad's having a whale of a time. Somebody call Greenpeace...

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