1) There is almost nothing compact about these discs.
2) The future is anything but bright for this straining orange one-piece. Yikes.
3) This man is clearly exceeding the Speedo limit. Shame his can of Cuprinol ran out.
4) We are guessing this tasty treat's name is Pruneella. Like a sausage with the stuffing taken out.
5) This man's tattoo may be monster but his tackle would shame a small kitten.
6) This lass looks like she's eyeing up lunch - may we suggest a roll?
7) She wore an itsy bitsy, teeny weeny, way-too-tight-for-her bikini. Ass-tounding.
8) Someone should call a halter this kind of beachwear for lads. Still the bloke on the left's got a decent pair.
9) No matter how hard we try, we can't stop looking at this man's peachy rear. Just wrong.
10) Sometimes thongs are not all they're cracked up to be. Terrifying stuff.
11) This woman sure boobed in the changing room - she's got her costume on back to front.
12) It's the teddy we feel sorry for....
13) It's no wonder this bum has tucked into a thong - it looks positively starving. Eat something, lady!
14) This lad's face says it all. Who knew Land Of Leather had a sale on?
15) Never has a pair of trunks so singularly failed to assert its identity. Heartbreaking.
16) There's nothing wrong with a mum tum - but shopping in Baby Gap for swimwear was a bad decision.
17) What on earth was this elderly gent thinking? Leave the thongs to the ladies next time.
18) Tiny bikini briefs on a fella? Man that look's sarong!
19) This hot mess should be arrested for accessory to murder.
20) There's thumbthing very wrong with this photo.
21) Krusty the Clown enjoys a beach stroll as much as the next man. If the next man is wearing a fuchsia bikini and full make-up.
22) This lad's having a whale of a time. Somebody call Greenpeace...