TV's RULES TO LIVE BY
Words of wisdom from Prime Time Proverbs.
"Remember—the Eagle may soar but the weasel never gets sucked up into a jet engine."
Simon and Simon
"The first thing to do when you're being stalked by an angry mob with raspberries, is to release a tiger."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"Always enter a strange hotel room with extreme caution, especially one with a samurai warrior in it."
"If you can't fight 'em, and they won't let you join 'em, best get out of the county."
"Just keep laughin'."
—Bozo the Clown,
"The older you get, the better you get—unless you're a banana."
The Golden Girls
"Like my old skleenball coach used to say, 'Find out what you don't do well, then don't do it.' "
"As we say in the sewer, if you're not prepared to go all the way, don't put your boots on in the first place."
"An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of bandages and adhesive tape."
You Bet Your Life
"It's been the lesson of my life that nothing that sounds that good ever really happens."
'Never wear polyester underwear if you're going to be hit by lightning."
"A watched cauldron never bubbles."
The Addams Family