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Wednesday, December 28, 2016

Another blast of knock-knock jokes for those of you with kids/grandkids

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mandy.
Mandy who?
Mandy torpedoes, full speed ahead.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Diesel.
Diesel who?
Diesel make you laugh.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the police.
Open the door.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
Gee, I didn't know you could yodel!

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Fire engine.
Fire engine who?
Fire engine one, we're blasting off.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Tarzan
Tarzan who?
Tarzan stripes forever.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Tamara
Tämara who?
Tamara it's a gonna rain.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Taffilda
Taffilda who?
Taffilda bucket you have to turn on the water.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Summertime
Summertime who?
Summertime itsa hot, summertime itsa cold.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Sue.
Sue who?
Sue prize!

Knock knock
Who's there?
Stan.
Stan who?
Stan aside I'm coming through.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Spinach.
Spinach who?
Spinaching me so long I had to scratch it.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Specter.
Specter who?
Specter Holmes of Scotland Yard.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Somber.
Somber who?
Somber over the rainbow.

Knock bgock
Who's there?
Sofa.
Sofa who?
Sofa you 're doing fine.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood who?
Shemood like it if you 'd let me kiss you.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Shemood.
Sherwood who?
Sherwood like for you to let me in.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Sharon.
Sharon who?
Sharon share alike.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Shad
Shad who?
Shad up and open the door.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Soda.
Soda who?
Soda you like me?

Knock knock
Who's there?
Socket.
Socket who?
Socket to me!

Knock knock
Who's there?
Shirley.
Shirley who?
Shirley you must be joking.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Shemood,
Sherwood who?
Sherwood like to hear another knock-hock joke.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Senior.
Senior who?
Senior so nosey, I won 't tell you.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Senior.
Senior who?
Senior uncle lately?

Knock knock
Who's there?
Scold
Scold who?
Scold enough to go ice-skating.

Knock block.
Who's there?
Sarah.
Sarah who?
Sarah doctor in the house?

Knock knock
Who's there?
Sandy
Sandy who?
Sandy Claus!

Knock knock
Who's there?
Santa Ana.
Santa Anna who?
Santa Ana gonna bring you anything if you don't believe in him.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Samoa
Samoa who?
Samoa knock knock jokes

Knock knock
Who's there?
Sam and Janet.
Sam and Janet who?
Sam and Janet evening you will meet a stranger.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Ron.
Ron who?
Ron faster, there's a witch after us.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Roland.
Roland who?
Roland butter taste good

Knock knock
Who's there?
Robot.
Robot who?
Robot don't splash with the oars.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin a coffin is dangerous. You could be in grave trouble.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Sahara
Sahara who?
Sahara you today?

Knock knock
Who's there?
Saber
Saber who?
Saber, she's drowning!

Knock knock
Who's there?
Roxanne.
Roxanne who?
Roxanne shells were on the beach.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Rosemne.
Roseanne who?
Roseanne the tulip are my favorite flowers.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Rita
Rita who?
Rita good book lately?

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ripsaw.
Ripsaw who?
Ripsaw you downtown yesterday.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Rhoda
Rhoda who?
Rhoda boat across da lake.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Red
Red who?
Red pepper Isn't that a hot one?

Knock knock
Who's there?
Radio.
Radio who?
Radio not, here I come.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police hurry up. It's chilly outside.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Pocket.
Pocket who?
Pocket in the pocking lot.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Phyllis.
Phyllis who?
Phyllis pitcher with water, please.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Phyllis.
Phyllis who?
Phyllis in on the news.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Phillip.
Phillip who?
Phillip the tub so I can take a bath.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Pecan.
Pecan who?
Pecan somebody your own size.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Pasture.
Pature who?
Pasture math test, didn't you?

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Otto.
Otto who?
Otto know. I've got amnesia.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Oswald.
Oswald who?
Oswald mah gum.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Oscar.
Oscar who?
Oscar if she loves me.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Pressure.
Pressure who?
Pressure shirt.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Possum.
Possum who?
Possum ketchup for my hamburger.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling block-knock jokes.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police may I sit down?

Knock knock
Who's there?
Phil.
Phil who?
Phil 'er up with regular, please.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Perry.
Perry who?
Perry Scope.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Pepper.
Pepper who?
Pepper up. She looks tired.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Peeper.
Peeper who?
Peeper and salt, that's who.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you ever going home?

Knock knock
Who's there?
Oliver.
Oliver who?
Oliver troubles will soon be over.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Elder.
Elder who?
Elder in my arms all evening.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Oscar.
Oscar who?
Oscar if she wants to go to the parry.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Osbom.
Osborn who?
Osbom down in Mississippi. where were you born?

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orson.
Orson who?
Orson wagon are parked outside.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Orange juice.
Orange juice who?
Orange juice sorry you made me cry?

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