A man walks into a bar and notices Van Gogh sitting at the end of the bar.
He orders a beer and asks Van Gogh, "Do you need a beer?"
Van Gogh replies, "I got one 'ere."
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A politician visits an Indian Reservation.
He makes a stump speech and is greeted at each talking point by cries of "Booyah! Booyah!" He figures that the speech is going really well because of the enthusiastic yells. "Booyah! Booyah!"
Afterward the the Chief is showing him around the reservation.
"This is our stable," said the Chief leading the politician into the animal barn. "Be careful not to step in the booyah."
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