Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Joke - Starving

A man called his mother in Florida. "How are you doing, Mom?" he asked.

"Not too good," she replied. "I've been very weak."

"Why are you so weak?"

"Because I haven't eaten in 38 days."

"For heaven's sake, Mother" he exclaimed. "Why not?"

"Because," she explained, "I didn't want my mouth to be full when you called."

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