Every time the man next door headed toward Robinson's house, Robinson knew he was coming to borrow something. "He won't get away with it this time," Robinson remarked to his wife. "Watch this."
"I wonder if you'll be using your power saw this morning," the neighbor said.
"Gee, I'm awfully sorry," Robinson replied. "But the fact of the matter is, I'll be using it all day."
"In that case," the neighbor said, "mind if I borrow your golf clubs?"
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