Drunk

I don't know - are drunks funny? It's not a disease - it's something they do to themselves. Have you ever heard folks say that they were so drunk that they don't remember how they got home - or where they left their car - or how they go to bed - or what they ate? I've never been that drunk - and I guess I'm glad.

This drunk didn't fall off his bar stool, he fell asleep across it.