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Tuesday, December 01, 2009

Tiger Woods Jokes

I scarfed these from Bits and Pieces...

Tiger Woods crashed his car near his home in the Orlando Florida area. Isn’t it about time for some Tiger jokes?

Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars.
Now he has a hole in one.

I finally out-drove Tiger Woods.

What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball?
Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.

it’s really not that surprising. everyone knows driving is the worst part of his game.

Tiger Woods wasn’t seriously injured in the crash, but he’s still below par.

What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning?
They went clubbing.

Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree.
He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.

Tiger Woods just announced that he is enrolling in Chris Brown’s school of self-defense.

He should have used a driver …

What do a golf ball and an SUV have in common? Tiger Woods drives both into trees on occasion.

Hollywood is making a film based on this incident:
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant.

What’s the difference between Tiger’s Cadillac and his pitching wedge?
He can back up his pitching wedge!

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