"Doctor, you told me I have a month to live and then you sent me a bill for $1,000! I can't pay that before the end of the month!"
"Okay, you have six months to live."
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"Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room."
"Tell him I can't see him now."
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"Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains."
"Come now, pull yourself together."
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