Sunday, February 24, 2013

Joke time

A suspicious Los Angeles auto dealer decided finally to have it out with his wife. He bought a gun and went home.

He silently unlocked the door and tiptoed into the bedroom. Just as he suspected, his wife was in bed making love with some strange guy.

"Okay," he said, pointing the pistol at the guy, "You're going to get it now!"

"Please, Nick," pleaded his wife, "don't kill him until he shows you how to do it right."

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